hirsute landings

Murphy’s Law:

The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.

My Law:

The probability of any food landing on the floor and picking up a strand of hair is directly proportionate to the fact that the household is desi.

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