Ok, today’s been a roll. I mean, work’s intense with reports, meetings and what not, it’s like people woke up and realized they’ve been eating and growing larger, and decided – guess what, we need to work, so at least the stress would make us sweat off the fat!, but it’s been a roll.
Here’s what happened
It started off with a small teeny book that a colleague circulated. This is the book.
No, I can’t post pictures, what with it being NSFW [Not Safe For Work] and let’s face it almost all of us are lurking from work ;-)
I know, you are gonna ask me if it isn’t safe for you to see, how is it safe for us to circulate, at work? Good question. It is. Safe, I mean. I was kidding. Click on it. Be brave. Oh right, wait, did I forget to mention that it was for the girls. Only.
Yes, it is titled “Porn For Women“.
Before you let those engines running off bersek, and I know where you are letting them run, this isn’t anything like the swimsuit calendars you guys dream of, actually maybe swimsuits are lame, and I refrain from saying the magazines in case I get thrown out from work, but well, to a certain extent it is. I mean there are some nice hot looking guys in there and they pose well with just a hint of the taut 6 packs showing under open shirts, and the really gentle long fingers as they hold fine objects in their hands. They also have dashing cute smiles with deep smoking eyes boring into you, but then there’s more.
I can’t believe am saying this, but what the guys are doing or saying to us with their eyes is what turns us on. Yeah. So there.
Some of you lucky babes may not find it that amusing, but it is to us starved ones. The kind who’ve been married forever, yes, after 10 years it is forever, last I heard that was the cutoff – and well, definitely for me, this is a book that provides new meaning to ‘rolling on the floor laughing’ . Of course it also begs to be handed out to the Honey. The honey that doesnt and won’t take a hint when we toss our hair, or show some skin, or a lopsided smile with eyes that speaks volumes, or even the blatant – let’s do it – doesn’t really work. Maybe, just maybe this book could work.
But then again, I mean, which guy ever asked for directions, or cooked a grand meal, or dusted the counter tops, or told us to have another piece of cake coz we were thin. Even if we were thin, there’d always be someone thinner or curvier or more hmm.. endowed somewhere hovering around in the recesses of the brains anyways.
But as they say, if you can look, so can we ;-)
..and so I present the cutest eye candy in the current cricket scene who can bowl looking good doing so, can smile, can even shake a leg and look good on the floor. I mean, he totally stole the show from SRK!
[Pri if you’re reading, yes, yes your man’s cuter, shhh]