**As an afterthought I realize almost 90% of my readers are tamil speakers. hmm.. am wondering if there is a larger benefit to this post at all?! **
Oh, alright, I liked doing this anyway, so here goes:
2 sets of he-she’s are chatting at the same time. Both are friends, and in each case, one of them has a significant other.
Chat-o-rama 1 – She’s engaged.
He: Hi. whatssup?
She: Nothing much.
He: What you doing chatting with me? You have a fiancé now, go bug him.
She: Eh? What’s this new law in town? If you get engaged you wouldn’t talk with me, or any girls?!
He: Hmm.. ok, I deserved that.
She: Moving on! In a huge dilemma on what to gift this guy. Any ideas?
He: Hmm.., How about a watch? A classic piece?
She: He doesn’t wear one.
He: Oh, how about a nice book or a music CD?
She: That’s no fun. I was thinking of a curio.
He: huh? Curio? What would a guy do with a curio?
She: It’s a memorabilia. Like something you treasure lifelong.
He: I’d have thought a life insurance policy would work well with regards to lifelong?!
She: Right! arghh, why is it so difficult to choose a gift for a guy?
He: Alright, how about a set of weights? He could be the next Mr. Schwarzenegger? His 6 pack should be good for the both of you? What say? ;-)
She: You kidding me right?
He: Does the guy like cars at least?
She: Oh yes! That would be awesome, just a small catch. I ain’t exactly rolling in dough to buy one!? In any case, guy’s got a car already.
He: Girl, all I asked is does he like cars. Just coz he has one doesn’t mean he likes one. Take me for example, I like Maria Sharapova, doesn’t mean I can have her? Nice logic, albeit twisted eh? Hehe
He: Get him a miniature Ferrari or a BMW. Guys dig that kinda stuff.
She: Hmm.. sounds fair enough. So what colors would you get this toy?
He: Lord! It is not a toy, and we don’t care for colors on cars, it’s a car. Period.
She: Ok, whatever. I’d have imagined a miniature car is a toy!
He: I give up!
She: Hey, talk later? He’s calling, and I gtg. Will call you later to discuss this?
He: Discuss? Again?!
She: Of course, I still donno what am getting him right? Bye.
Chat-o-rama 2 – He’s got a girl.
He: Hey, her birthday’s coming up, what do I get for her?
She: ooo, so thoughtful, can’t believe it’s the same you!
He: Hehe, so tell me. What would be good?
She: How about a diamond something from Kay?
He: Ok, great! Thanks!
He: Thanks for the idea. Will stop at Kay’s on the way back from work.
She: You kidding me right? I said it on a whim. You really are gonna get her a diamond? *shocked*
Sounds familiar? ;-)